It’s the Dark Knight Rises Footage Warner Bros. Doesn’t Want You to See!

Don’t get too excited; it’s not because this minute+ of DKR footage contains any unbelievable secrets or anything, it’s just that Warner Bros. are idiots. I mean, this footage (it’s not really a trailer, as you’ll see, but it’s not exactly a clip either) aired this weekend during the MTV Movie Awards, so you’d think WB wanted people to see it, right? Wrong. They’ve been taking down every single copy of the footage on the internet, because they only want MTV viewers to see their movie, apparently. The only working clip I could find is… sigh… the one on Perez Hilton, which is like someone taking a cheese grater to my soul. But I’m sacrificing my principles and mental well-being so that you can see it. Don’t say I never did anything for you.