TR Contest: Make a Helpful RPG Table, Part 2

Make up new RPG tablesI A table for STDs contracted from Saucy Tarts? How much of an insufferable asshole an NPC Paladin is likely to be? The chances a bored orc guarding a chest in a 10-by-10 room might be masturbating when the party walks in? As long as you can roll a die and there are more than two options on the table, the choice is yours.

And I know not all of you are D&D players, so I’m opening it up any any RPG past or present — cyberpunk, Rifts, Cthulhu, Marvel, DC, TMNT, whatever. So you can have a table for how a cybernetic hand might malfunction. Or you could have a table for figuring out which machines Donatello “does” on a given evening. also, Any dice can be used for the table as long as they can actually be rolled by dice.

Unlike last time, how about three entries per person — if I’m going to phone in the contest idea, you might as well make me work judging it, right? However, please limit each table to no more than 10 entries, because more would just be insane. The contest ends Monday at 12:01 am EST on June 25th. Have a… (rolls dice) …great weekend!