You Have Got to @#$%ing Be Kidding Me, WB and DC


From Vulture:

The very first question we almost always ask when we hear of a new film project is, are there are any creative elements attached? In the case of Barry Sonnenfeld’s latest, the answer is that there are actually six: Gold, Iron, Lead, Mercury, Tin, and Platinum.
While the Men in Black 3 director has been circumspect about just which sixties comic book he’s adapting at Warner Bros., our spies tell us that Sonnenfeld has actually attached himself to DC Comics’ The Metal Men series.
I don’t want to say anything about the supposed viability of a Metal Men movie in 2012, or how qualified Barry Sonnenfeld may or may not be for the project. But I will say this: If DC and Warner Bros. manage to put a Metal Men movie in theaters before a Wonder Woman movie, every single executive at both companies should be fired, executed, and their corpses burned because no one should be able to fuck up their jobs that badly and live.