We could all use some good news today, so why not watch this news report about how infamous supervillain Rex Velvet’s kidnapping of the Seattle Seahawks mascot was foiled by 12-year-old Colby, better known as Secret Agent C? Colby was diagnosed with spinal muscular atrophy as an infant, and being a superspy was his Make-a-Wish wish — one that Rex was willing to nefariously help make true. WARNING: If you watch this, you will almost certainly cry. You will also realize Rex Velvet is the greatest supervillain alive, and wish to become his henchman (I know I do). You can read more about Agent C’s adventure here — infinite thanks to Grady for the tip.