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Competent Person Still in Charge of New Dark Knight Rises Trailers



Since the last few DKR trailers have been 1) action-packed, 2) exciting and 3) indicative of a movie I actually want to see, it’s probably not news that this new international DKR trailer is also action-packed, exciting, etc. So with nothing new to say about that, I figured I’d just go on a completely unnecessary rant based on how many times Bruce Wayne says he’s retired in this thing. You know who gets to retire nowadays, Bruce? Rich people. I’m 35 and I’m still not even in a place where I can imagine beginning a 401k. You know what my retirement plan is, Bruce? Standing in a dark alley behind a movie theater with a loaded gun, waiting for stupid rich folks to walk down it. So let me know when Zorro’s playing again.