Merchandise, Miscellaneous

Geek Apparel of the Week: Mumm-Ramen, Old Friends, Hazuki Tiger


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? Mumm-Ramen is a terrible pun — wretched, even — but I can’t tell you how delighted I am by the image of Mumm-Ra leaning evilly over a bowl of ramen noodles (it’s a lot). The shirt is $10 for the rest of the day at Shirt Punch.


? A very nice design of Sarah’s pals from the movie Labyrinth. It’s a shame it left out Sarah’s best friend in Labyrinth, David Bowie’s enormous crotch bulge, but I suppose it makes a certain amount of sense. It’s $12 at Qwertee for the next four hours (as of posting time).


? If you recognize this, you’ve likely spent a great deal of time buying fake capsule toys and/or working a fake job as a fake forklift driver for fake money. It’s Ryo Hazaki’s iconic jacket from the Shenmue series, now in officially licensed hoodie form. It’s also ?35 (about $54) at Insert Coin.

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