Comics, Nerdery

Krypto Doesn’t Need to go Walkies, He Needs to Go Super-Walkies


You know, I apologize for posting yesterday video of that Starfleet cadet or whoever he was engaging in graphic sodomy on the Holodeck. I was in a bad mood, and a couple of commenter had gotten under my skin, and I decided to punish all of you with the video, with was neither necessary nor appropriate. It’s my bad, and I’m sorry I lost my temper and made you watch something so gross. To make up for it, please enjoy this fun, funny Superman cartoon, starring his lovable pup, Krypto!

Question: I know it’s the Arctic and all, but shouldn’t Superman take care of Krypto’s “business” anyways? Just on principle? Or just so he doesn’t leave little doghouses of solitude everywhere? Thanks to my buddy SLG for the tip.

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.