The Doctor Lies


There’s one way to instantly turn me from excitedly anticipating something — like, say, the series 7 premiere of Doctor Who — to being annoyed, and that’s to use the phrase “Everything changes!” in one of the promos. American comics are the most guilty of this, although they usually use the word “forever in there, which is pretty much always a bold-faced lie; at least Doctor Who doesn’t have the temerity to say that, if only because “forever” has no weight in a TV series about a time traveler. I’d much rather have had more shots of the dinosaurs on spaceships you keep talking about, Moffat. Thanks to Sarah L. for the tip.

In more Who news (man, I wish they’d just sent all this out with the premiere date), there’s going to be a mini webisode series titled Pond Life, about the more domestic adventures of Amy and Rory upon the TARDIS. I approve. It begins next Monday on the Beeb’s YouTube channeI; I’ll post the first one at least, obviously. (Via io9)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.