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Uninformative But Pretty Videogame Trailer Bifecta: Darksiders 2, Assassin’s Creed 3



? The point of this new Darksiders II trailer, as far as I can tell: When Death comes, it will come first for the little girls with misshapen faces.

? The point of this new Assassin’s Creed III trailer, as far as I can tell: Ubisoft has a new game engine called AnvilNext, which is powered by a magic leprechaun who vomits unbelievable 3-D environments, countless individually-AI-controlled characters, and rainbows.