Super Time Force Explains Why It’s Perfectly Okay to Jump Into a Pile of Burning Tires

Prolific tipster SlyDante alerted me to this new trailer for Super Time Force, the classic 2-D shooter (coming to Xbox Live next year) with the time twist in that when you die, you play along side your previous life to help gun down the baddies — or ives, as the case may be. What this trailer lacks in gameplay footage it makes up for in bad advice to children, bloody thumb stumps, and skateboarding dinosaurs wearing sunglasses. Which is to say, it’s completely awesome.