Which begs the question who the right heavily armed, sexy nun cat assassins might be, but whatever. Just sit back and enjoy Lee Hardcastle’s Claycat interpretation of the beloved/ridiculous Hitman: Absolution trailer. You don’t really need to be familiar with the original to enjoy this one, unless you have a problem with graphic sexy nun cat assassin violence… and if you do, what the fuck are you doing on the internet? (Via Kotaku)
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.