Nerdery, Video Games

Super Mario Is Getting Super Creepy

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Thanks to this newest video from Max and Sam, the Geekapella boys, I’m beginning to wonder if Princess Peach isn’t getting kidnapped by Bowser all the time — but instead, running to Bowser for protection from the crazy mustachioed man who’s constantly harassing and stalking her, as this video so creepily intimates. I mean, not only is Mario’s Italian accent completely fake, he calls himself a plumber despite doing zero plumbing over the last 20 years. He clearly isn’t right in the head. Remember that time he masqueraded as a doctor and proscribed all those people drugs?