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Zac Efron May Cry


Look, maybe there’s a young, generically handsome 20-something actor that looks more like the new Dante of Capcom’s reboot of Devil May Cry more than Efron. There probably is, I’m hardly up on my heartthrobs. All I know is that if I wanted a game where I played as one of the dudes from the cologne advertisements in my wife’s fancy magazines and fought demons, I’d… I’d… I don’t know what I’d do, because I don’t want to do that. At all.