Mortal Kombat‘s Scorpion Gleefully Massacres Double Dragon

Feeling serious? This’ll change that mood in a hurry.

It’s the first stage of Double Dragon, but with MK’s spear-shooting ninja just ripping 8-bit people apart and spraying blood everywhere. If you’re dateless tonight, it’s perfect. If you’re not, see it as yet another glorious coupling. Either way, I saw it and went “huh huh cool.”