Mortal Kombat‘s Scorpion Gleefully Massacres Double Dragon
Feeling serious? This’ll change that mood in a hurry.
It’s the first stage of Double Dragon, but with MK’s spear-shooting ninja just ripping 8-bit people apart and spraying blood everywhere. If you’re dateless tonight, it’s perfect. If you’re not, see it as yet another glorious coupling. Either way, I saw it and went “huh huh cool.”
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