New Jurassic Park 3D Toys Are as Hideous as Prior Jurassic Park Toys


Jurassic Park is 20 years old, but it’s going to look new again thanks to a 3D post-conversion. Jurassic Park 3D toys, on the other hand, do not look any newer just because you paint some neon blue across their backs. Same crappy JP tattoo, same silly “Dino-Damage” gimmick.

Ah, but Hasbro has a trick up their sleeves – these come with new, previously unused G.I. Joe figure sculpts, and to get those, you have to buy the crappy dinosaurs.

I would buy a G.I. Joe with Jeff Goldblum’s head on it. Even this obvious opportunity has been missed.