Geek Apparel of the Week: Wearable Meatwad
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Calling this a Halloween costume is an insult to the Optimus Prime spandex bodysuits that are sold to kids. It doesn’t disguise you in any way; it just makes you look like you’re having sex with Aqua Teen Hunger Force‘s sentient glob of hamburger, and doing so in a way that truly pleases him.
The costumes for the rest of the characters actually look like costumes. But wearable Meatwad gets the honeys, see.
If by “honeys” you mean “lunatics.”
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist