More Twisted than Fan Fiction: Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles
Picture what you’re already thinking Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be like.
Now imagine that crossed with the grossest fan fiction you can imagine involving them.
And now – only if NOBODY else is around to see your monitor – behold, if you dare, the animated “2 Girls, 1 Cup” of Ninja Turtledom, courtesy of Fox ADHD.
Never again will you claim George Lucas raped your childhood after you see what this cartoon does with heroes in a half-shell.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist