Hello Kitty Mash-up Products With DC and Uglydoll Are Coming


You thought the slogan above died alongside the Spice Girls’ musical career, right? Nope. It’s interesting to note that Hello Kitty appears to be doing some gender-bending cosplay, as Batman rather than Batgirl, for example. In all seriousness, I can see this being a positive cobranding for transgender nerds. Expect to see the JLA cosplaying cats on “apparel, accessories and footwear, stationery, publishing, personal care, promotional products and food products.”

Food products? Hey, if you make a cat food that tastes like plastic action figures, I guarantee my particular pet will chow down on it like there’s no Man of Tomorrow.

I always thought Rose Tyler on Doctor Who was like a weird combination of ugly and cute. But she’s not the weirdest any more, because now there are these…


Though come to think of it, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are pretty f’in’ ugly too.