Geek Apparel of the Week: Evil Dead Necronomicon Bikini
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| Bloodlust Productions |
She is a very pretty lady, but that still doesn’t make this particular item of clothing a good idea. From the description:
It is a very nice fit to the body and is super comfortable! It is lightning fast on water slides as well. Note: This can also be used for costuming and partying!
Because wearing this to a water park won’t get you flagged by security or anything, right? But thanks for telling me it can be used for costuming and partying, because, y’know, I thought it was only to be used for job interviews and babysitting.
For those who don’t know, the Necronomicon is a book supposedly bound in human flesh that can raise armies of demon-possessed Deadites. I suppose on the right person – like this model – the bikini version can raise…something, but only if you don’t think about what it’s supposed to be.
Besides, for $100, it’s hardly an S-mart blue-light special.
h/t Slydante
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