Fun Mario Song Suggests Our Favorite Plumber Is Wasting His Time


This can’t be the first time a song has advised Mario to take stock of his life.

When the perceived love of a woman results in nothing but leaps over chasms, bricks to the head, and flaming barrels thrown at you by a giant ape – with nothing but a floating heart in return? – maybe it’s time to wonder.

When it’s obvious that Danny DeVito should play you on TV and in the movie, but instead you get Captain Lou Albano and Bob Hoskins…is it possible you misstepped?

Patent Pending has some tuneful advice to turn things around. I think you’ll want to give it a listen.

It’s after the jump.

h/t Joseph Lex