Fun Mario Song Suggests Our Favorite Plumber Is Wasting His Time
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This can’t be the first time a song has advised Mario to take stock of his life.
When the perceived love of a woman results in nothing but leaps over chasms, bricks to the head, and flaming barrels thrown at you by a giant ape – with nothing but a floating heart in return? – maybe it’s time to wonder.
When it’s obvious that Danny DeVito should play you on TV and in the movie, but instead you get Captain Lou Albano and Bob Hoskins…is it possible you misstepped?
Patent Pending has some tuneful advice to turn things around. I think you’ll want to give it a listen.
It’s after the jump.
h/t Joseph Lex
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist