Samuel L. Jackson Is Responsible for Your Kid Being a Jerk

On the day Grand Theft Auto V is coming out and a bad guy with a gun is being linked to violent videogames, I think we need some perspective from somebody reasonable, calm, and not prone to sudden judgmental outbursts.

That’s right: Samuel L. Jackson, who has learned that snakes on a plane have nothing on parents with a bug up their butt.

Good timing, Funny or Die. Coincidence, or is there a secret motherfucking hotline that summons Sam whenever he is needed?

via The Mary Sue

UPDATE: Speaking of Samuel L. Jackson films your kid should not see, there’s a new and quite stylish Oldboy trailer after the jump…