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Super Sexy Topless Weekend Hangover Aggregation Fun Time! – 9-23-13

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This may or may not be the permanent title. In the meantime, I will give SlyDante partial credit for the “Hangover” element.

Your partial highlight reel from this weekend’s news and open thread begins…NOW!

– Petition to let GWAR play the Superbowl halftime show, because sane requests are for Mars, and awesome requests are from Antarctica (SlyDante)

– Aaron Paul’s Corn Pop’s commercial, bitch! (SlyDante)

-Really disturbing video about tampons, baby dolls and breakfast foods (andre_morello)

-Bryan Singer doing a post-kaiju attack series for Syfy – I hope Ian McKellen plays the kaiju (James.k.Polk)

Improbable research awards, for dung-beetle navigation and more (Gallen_Dugall)

Chocolate makes you gullible, and other strictly scientific conclusions from Baskin-Robbins (Gallen_Dugall)

-The bazillionth parody of that Bale-Batman voice shows Bruce Wayne to be a bad father (Gallen_Dugall)

-Oreos flavored like Oreo flavor? (James.k.Polk)

-Earth may last 1.75 more billion years; us, not so much (Gallen_Dugall)

-Stan Lee thinks Ben Affleck will be a good Batman. Also thought Matt Salinger would be a great Captain America, and Hasselhoff would be a great Nick Fury. At least publicly. (skrag2112)

-Marvel wants to lure you with a repaint figure, but at least makes a funny video about it (rkwsuperstar)

-Lucasfilm demonstrates real-time mo-cap, suggests Star Wars 1313 is still coming. (DrGonzo82)

-A Kinect game you can sit your ass down for (SlyDante)

Nicolas Cage pillowcases are the real National Treasure. Kelsey Grammer takes the role written for Cage in Expendables 3. (SlyDante)

-Jackie Chan to do a Jackie Chan theme park? I so happy (SlyDante)

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist