Super Sexy Topless Weekend Hangover Aggregation Fun Time! – 9-23-13

This may or may not be the permanent title. In the meantime, I will give SlyDante partial credit for the “Hangover” element.

Your partial highlight reel from this weekend’s news and open thread begins…NOW!

– Petition to let GWAR play the Superbowl halftime show, because sane requests are for Mars, and awesome requests are from Antarctica (SlyDante)

– Aaron Paul’s Corn Pop’s commercial, bitch! (SlyDante)

-Really disturbing video about tampons, baby dolls and breakfast foods (andre_morello)

-Bryan Singer doing a post-kaiju attack series for Syfy – I hope Ian McKellen plays the kaiju (James.k.Polk)

Improbable research awards, for dung-beetle navigation and more (Gallen_Dugall)

Chocolate makes you gullible, and other strictly scientific conclusions from Baskin-Robbins (Gallen_Dugall)

-The bazillionth parody of that Bale-Batman voice shows Bruce Wayne to be a bad father (Gallen_Dugall)

-Oreos flavored like Oreo flavor? (James.k.Polk)

-Earth may last 1.75 more billion years; us, not so much (Gallen_Dugall)

-Stan Lee thinks Ben Affleck will be a good Batman. Also thought Matt Salinger would be a great Captain America, and Hasselhoff would be a great Nick Fury. At least publicly. (skrag2112)

-Marvel wants to lure you with a repaint figure, but at least makes a funny video about it (rkwsuperstar)

-Lucasfilm demonstrates real-time mo-cap, suggests Star Wars 1313 is still coming. (DrGonzo82)

-A Kinect game you can sit your ass down for (SlyDante)

Nicolas Cage pillowcases are the real National Treasure. Kelsey Grammer takes the role written for Cage in Expendables 3. (SlyDante)

-Jackie Chan to do a Jackie Chan theme park? I so happy (SlyDante)