First Captain America: The Winter Soldier Trailer Has…Stuff

As I post this, the trailer above is not live yet, though it should be by the time you read this. It is an act of faith on my part that it will be. But if Disney has taught me anything since I was a kid, it’s that I do believe in fairies, I do. And that has nothing to do with the absinthe shots I quaff every fine evening.

iIf it’s anything like what I saw at Comic Con, there’s a cool scene in there where he kicks the asses of a bunch of guys in an elevator. I like that, because who can’t relate to wanting to do that? Fuck elevators anyway.