Super Sexy Topless Weekend Hangover Aggregation Fun Time! – 10-14-13

Collecting the best in reader submissions from the weekend open thread…

–Japanese-age Mutant Ninja Burger, hero to your taste buds. Coronary power! (SlyDante777)

-The Shadow Warrior Mini-Game that lets you be a more literal kind of cleaner (Anyone00).

-A world with no mouths. A violent – but charming! – solution (SlyDante777)

MUTE from Job, Joris & Marieke on Vimeo.

Also…I don’t need to see the movie Avalanche Sharks, but I do need to watch the trailer a few more times.

-One of my fallback stories this week that just never made it to a post: Lego ninja battle! (Dr.Gonzo82)

-Is this why Vanilla Ice went Amish? (Timely-Tardis-Lego)

–Decepticon engagement ring. Because once you get married, she turns into something you didn’t expect (rkwsuperstar).

Also – the French hentai music video that will fuck you up…

DYE “Fantasy” Official Video by JEREMIE PERIN from TIGERSUSHI on Vimeo.

–Dr. Abraxas’ sci-fi collection that is ironically probably less tentacle-rapey than that video above.

-SlyDante777 says this SOMA gameplay trailer is potentially pants-soiling.

-The weird zombie nurse decoration that recalls Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit” video (Anyone00).

–Final Clone Wars episodes coming in 2014 (James.k.Polk)

-The trouble with NYCC Press Registration and hijacked Twitters (rkwsuperstar)

Also, the Hello Kitty Star Wars charm bracelet I will probably have to buy my wife now.

– Benedict Cumberbatch and Jimmy Fallon do an Alan Rickman-off (Canadian.Scott).

-Live monster-making at Son of Monsterpalooza (Dr.Gonzo82)

-Old but still good “He-Man & Me” (Dr.Gonzo82)

–Solar system lollipops let you suck the fun out of science, literally (rkwsuperstar).

-Christopher Walken vs. Attack on Titan (Timely-Tardis-Lego).