Diablo Cody’s Fan Fiction Star Wars Episode VII Pitch Is Still Better Than Star Trek Into Darkness



I admit it – Juno and the whole stripper shtick used to bug the crap out of me. Then I loved Young Adult and all was right with the world. And now writer Diablo Cody is showing a really healthy sense of self-parody, as she discusses the version of Star Wars Episode VII that she’s already making in an alternate universe.

“We’ll blow up Luke; nobody cares about him.” Aubrey Plaza as “R2-She2.” “She-Threepio” in a hoodie. And Cody herself having a sex scene with Chewbacca.

This is still probably a better idea than what we actually end up getting.

Watch after the jump.

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