|Lou Lou P’s|
Lou Lou P’s Delights claim to be purveyors of edible art and “bespoke cakes.” But I don’t want this anywhere near my mouth. Or my stomach. Or my eyes, really.
But you know how this goes: I share terrible things with you because I can.
And it could have been worse. Like, Dom DeLuise worse.
In entirely unrelated but equally terrible news, a sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life is happening. I suggest any movie theaters playing it offer the Burt Reynolds eclair as a snack, because anybody attending clearly just hates themselves that much already.