Food & Drink

Nightmare Fuel: An Eclair Shaped Like Naked Burt Reynolds

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Lou Lou P’s

Lou Lou P’s Delights claim to be purveyors of edible art and “bespoke cakes.” But I don’t want this anywhere near my mouth. Or my stomach. Or my eyes, really.

But you know how this goes: I share terrible things with you because I can.

And it could have been worse. Like, Dom DeLuise worse.

In entirely unrelated but equally terrible news, a sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life is happening. I suggest any movie theaters playing it offer the Burt Reynolds eclair as a snack, because anybody attending clearly just hates themselves that much already.

source: Foodiggity via Incredible Things.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist