Nerdery, Video Games

I READ YOUR FANFIC! Sonic the Hedgehog in “The Grand Finale” (Part 1)

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As always, if you have a piece of Fan Fiction you’d like to have read aloud, send it to toplessrobot-at-gmail with subject line “Read My Fanfic.”

This was sufficiently long that I divided it into two parts, but I don’t think you’ll feel…unsupplied by either.

The Fanfic: “The Grand Finale” by King Splooge.

The Participants: Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, Amy and Dr. Robotnik.

Described Herein (Part 1 Only): Sexual machinery, masturbation, near pants-soiling, marijuana, theft, face-shooting, profanity, blood-coughing, beatdowns, limb-from-limb rending, exploding guts, homophobic slurs…(cont.)

…male-on-male rape, face punching, anal intercourse, graphic descriptions of animal penises, oral sex, flesh-ripping, vomiting, eye-gouging, skull-fucking, penis-inside-penis cramming.

The Reading (Note: edits have been made for time, but NOT for content):

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist