MEGAFOOT: The Cyborg Bigfoot Movie You Never Knew You Needed
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I almost think they should leave it at this poster, because no way can any movie live up to that. If that were the poster for Star Wars Episode VII, the movie still wouldn’t live up to it. And best of all – this isn’t a Syfy movie. It’s a movie-movie that is in production now from writer-director Rolfe Kanefsky, who’s mostly best known for softcore erotica. (Fun fact – years ago when I interned for Roger Corman, I submitted a spec script for one of his shows, about a horny invisible man. Being a virgin at the time, I had no idea what I was talking about.)
The official tagline is “It’s bigger than big.” (Ironically, that could have been a line in the horny invisible man show too.) And the official Facebook page confirms: “Megafoot will feature what we all want! Bigfoot fighting a Cyber-Bigfoot!”
Just go ahead and take my money now.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist