The Taco Bell Bling Rings
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No, these are not some demented Etsy items from a seller with way too much time on his or her hands, and a love for fake Mexican food that transcends even mine.
This is actual, official Taco Bell merchandise, available from their “Live Mas” online store. There’s also a Taco Bell skateboard, in case you know some kid who needs the most humiliating post-holiday gift possible, and a foam hat shaped like a taco.
Shipping is free for orders over $100, because if you’re actually ordering $100 worth of this stuff, you are obviously unstable and extra charges just might push you over the edge.
via Foodbeast
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist