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You Won’t Believe What Chuck Norris’ Christmas Tree Is Made From

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Why does Christmas only come once a year? Because Chuck Norris didn’t want to go shopping for 364 more days off.

Why is Chuck Norris making this Christmas video? Because he had to one-up Jean-Claude Van Damme’s splits commercial, and Channing Tatum didn’t think big enough.

Why does Chuck Norris still get away with regularly saying stuff like the Duck Dynasty guy did? Because there’s no Walker, Texas Ranger left to put on hiatus.

Why the hell is there Enya music in every single one of these? To keep Chuck Norris calm so he doesn’t murder me for the Duck Dynasty crack above.

Why am I posting it? Watch and I think you’ll see…

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist