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Kotobukiya Planning Sexy Freddy vs. Jason Bishoujo Statues to Confuse Your Boner

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Um…okay…what?

I guess Bishoujo as a style is now officially of the same mindset as the U.S. Halloween costume industry. If you can’t BE an insanely fit woman with an inappropriately sexified costume based on a male character, you can at least OWN one, in plastic form.

But while I get why women enjoy crossplay, I don’t understand the mindset that finds Freddy and Jason sexy, and wishes they had boobs. I mean, it’s not like they’re hideously deformed but actually nice on the inside once you get to know them – F&J are assholes whose ugliness matches their evil. So when you try to get me turned on with their iconography, poor me gets confused.

I feel like one day they’ll try to sell us something like Bishoujo Reagan and Obama, and that worries me. A lot.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist