A 13-Foot Life Replica of David Hasselhoff in a Bathing Suit Is for Sale
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| Julien’s Auctions |
He’s big enough that you could sit astride him and call yourself a Knight rider…much as SpongeBob and Patrick did in the SpongeBob movie, for which this prop was made. He’s scary enough that you’ll never need a guard dog. And he’s lifelike enough that you can put cheeseburgers in his mouth and watch them fall to the floor, just like the real David Hasselhoff.
And with the right bid, he can be yours. So reach out, take hold of his hand. And no German tourist will ever leave your home unimpressed again.
h/t ridureyu
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