Arnold Schwarzenegger Has a Crush on Everything
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No, he hasn’t gone soft. He has acquired his own tank, and wants you to run over things with it. Giant easter eggs, weight benches, movies that dare to try and jerk tears from his bone-dry eye-ducts, enemies with lamenting women…Well, maybe not the last one. But you can win the chance to ride shotgun – possibly wielding an actual shotgun – with him by donating $10 to the After-School All-Stars program.
Pro tip: make sure you crush what you’re aiming at the first time, or He’ll Be Back…ing up so you can try again. More charity videos should feature cakes smashed by tanks, and answer the ultimate question…
Will it crush?
h/t Gallen_Dugall
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist