Take a Dump in the Sarlacc’s Mouth, Like You’ve Always Wanted
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Get ready to, uhh, brew some brown Boba tea as you crap in Carkoon with the Toilet Sarlacc sticker sheet that turns your tidy bowl into Star Wars‘ most famous vagina dentata! It’s enough to make Han Solo go blind again. Creator Robbie Rane has this to say:
One day I was making poop jokes with a buddy, you know the kind: “go drop the kids off at the pool”, “end the search for Brown October”, and someone said “toss Boba Fett in the Sarlacc”, ever since I’ve wanted to make this.
He warns that “Installing this decal set may prove to be more difficult than disarming a thermal detonator while riding a tauntaun, but it is a Sarlaac in your toilet so give a guy a break.”
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To buy one of your own for $25, email Robbie. It’s one of the few times a shitty deal is actually a good one.
h/t Alison Gianotto
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist