George R. R. Martin, Wedding Planner


If you want your nuptials livened up – and then littered with a body count – he’s your guy! (This would have made a much better movie than that one where Jennifer Lopez had the same job. Especially if Martin still gets to fall for Matthew McConaughey.)

No specific spoilers here, but even I know that nobody in Westeros should ever get married publicly.

via HuffPo