That Harsh Reminder That Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen Are Not Really a Perfect Cute Couple


The fact that they do absolutely terribly in this faux Newlywed Game hosted by Buzzfeed is proof positive that they’re not secretly married, and in fact are just like your straight guy friends whose favorite things you can’t be bothered to remember.

This despite the fact that Patrick says “I saw his Widow Twankey!”

via The Mary Sue