Books, Toys, TV

First 1/6 Scale Game of Thrones Figure is 8 Inches of Dinklage

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Yes, readers. I’m guilty. Guilty. Is that what you want to hear?

You admit you poisoned the king?

No. Of that I’m innocent. I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a toy collector.

You’re not on trial for being a toy collector.

Oh? Yes I am. I’ve been on trial for that my entire life.

Have you nothing to say in your defense?

Nothing but this: I did not do it. I did not preorder this Tyrion Lannister action figure yet but I wish that I had! Watching this kind of craftsmanship on display gives me more relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the mad consumer you think I am. I wish I had enough money for the whole gamut of sixth-scale toys. I would gladly give my salary to watch you all buy me these. …But I will not give my money for a $130 preorder and I know I’ll get no justice here. So I will let the Gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat.

[Reader punches me]

[I fall down]

About Author

Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist