Neil Patrick Harris’ Autobiography Is a Choose Your Own Adventure Book


Give it up, folks. I don’t think you’ll ever get a nerdier autobiography than this. It’s no metaphor – NPH’s life story is literally a Choose Your Own Adventure book.

In this revolutionary, Joycean experiment in light celebrity narrative, actor/personality/carbon-based life-form Neil Patrick Harris lets you, the reader, live his life. You will be born in New Mexico. You will get your big break at an acting camp. You will get into a bizarre confrontation outside a nightclub with actor Scott Caan. Even better, at each critical juncture of your life you will choose how to proceed. You will decide whether to try out for Doogie Howser, M.D. You will decide whether to spend years struggling with your sexuality. You will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat on board Elton John’s yacht.

CHOOSE correctly and you’ll find fame, fortune, and true love. Choose incorrectly and you’ll find misery, heartbreak, and a guest stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. All this, plus magic tricks, cocktail recipes, embarrassing pictures from your time as a child actor, and even a closing song. Yes, if you buy one book this year, congratulations on being above the American average, but make that book Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography! On sale October 14, 2014.

Since Neil is still alive, however, I doubt it will have as many ways to die as most of the originals did.

Coincidentally, a Choose Your Own Adventure movie is in the works. They should just go ahead and make this it, because it won’t get any better.