Movie Poster Twofer: Rocket, Groot and SpongeBob’s Ass Crack

The Guardians of the Galaxy are getting their own individual posters, and aside from those of you wanting to spank it to Saldana (or Star Lord…I don’t judge, unless you get turned on by Batista, and then you deserve it), I figure most will appreciate this one the best:


Meanwhile, Spongebob comes to 3D life and shows his butt, which has crabs (well, one anyway).


Absorbent, yellow AND porous, you say?