Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Hello Kitty Face Wiener Cutter
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Face. Wiener. Cutter.
Not exactly the most commercial of product names in English, I’d say. But if you’ve ever wanted to carve a pussy out of your wiener, or you’ve ever had an unfulfilled dream to literally pork Hello Kitty, $4.25 is a steal.
Also, the accompanying plastic toothpicks look like penises.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist