I READ YOUR FANFIC! “I Am Groot”
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This is a little shorter than normal…in fact, it clocks in at a perfect 4:20, which is also the best way to watch it.
Title: “I Am Groot,” by sherlocksmyth
Logline: Guardians of the Galaxy‘s Groot describes several terrible and ridiculous sex acts.
Acts Involved: Masturbation, nipple-twisting, hetero and homo sex, three-ways, beastiality, fuck your ass make you humble, and possibly more…depending upon your point of view
Participants: Groot, Gamora, Jerry the King Lawler, The Iron Sheik, Hordak, Imp, Goat Man, and possibly more…depending upon your point of view.
The Live Reading/Performance…
I READ YOUR FANFIC! “I Am Groot” by sherlocksmyth from Voice Media Group on Vimeo.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist