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This week, because of the immense popularity of the Harry Potter rewrite that’s allegedly by a Christian mother, we take a break from the Optimus Prime statutory rape saga to bring you some Holy Hogwarts. Despite my wife’s highly vocal objections, which you’ll hear.
Title: “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife
Logline: Harry Potter finds Jesus thanks to redneck Hagrid, and goes to prayer school.
Acts Involved: Prayer, rejection of the pagan celebration of birthdays, gay characters choosing not to be and getting married.
Participants: Harry Potter, Hagrid, the Dursleys, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Jesus Christ, God.
The Live Reading/Performance…