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This week, because of the immense popularity of the Harry Potter rewrite that’s allegedly by a Christian mother, we take a break from the Optimus Prime statutory rape saga to bring you some Holy Hogwarts. Despite my wife’s highly vocal objections, which you’ll hear.
Title: “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife
Logline: Harry Potter finds Jesus thanks to redneck Hagrid, and goes to prayer school.
Acts Involved: Prayer, rejection of the pagan celebration of birthdays, gay characters choosing not to be and getting married.
Participants: Harry Potter, Hagrid, the Dursleys, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Jesus Christ, God.
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.)
Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist