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I READ YOUR FANFIC! “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife


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This week, because of the immense popularity of the Harry Potter rewrite that’s allegedly by a Christian mother, we take a break from the Optimus Prime statutory rape saga to bring you some Holy Hogwarts. Despite my wife’s highly vocal objections, which you’ll hear.

Title: “Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles” by proudhousewife

Logline: Harry Potter finds Jesus thanks to redneck Hagrid, and goes to prayer school.

Acts Involved: Prayer, rejection of the pagan celebration of birthdays, gay characters choosing not to be and getting married.

Participants: Harry Potter, Hagrid, the Dursleys, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Jesus Christ, God.

The Live Reading/Performance…

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