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“Silent Night of the Living Dead” Nativity Set Casts Jesus, Parents as Zombie-Fighters


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The brain of the Son of God would probably be a pretty valuable morsel for zombie magi and shepherds consuming their own flocks…but fortunately, Joseph’s packing a mean katana, and the virgin Mary’s aim with a crossbow is as flawless as her immaculately conceived soul.

So if you like zombies, need an excuse to display them during the holiday season, but want to do so without actually defaming the baby Jesus, who looks here as he normally does in such displays, this might be the Kickstarter for you. If anybody’s still offended, you can always paint a beard on Mary and say the baby’s Brian of Nazareth instead.