Toys, Zombies

“Silent Night of the Living Dead” Nativity Set Casts Jesus, Parents as Zombie-Fighters

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The brain of the Son of God would probably be a pretty valuable morsel for zombie magi and shepherds consuming their own flocks…but fortunately, Joseph’s packing a mean katana, and the virgin Mary’s aim with a crossbow is as flawless as her immaculately conceived soul.

So if you like zombies, need an excuse to display them during the holiday season, but want to do so without actually defaming the baby Jesus, who looks here as he normally does in such displays, this might be the Kickstarter for you. If anybody’s still offended, you can always paint a beard on Mary and say the baby’s Brian of Nazareth instead.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist