The Three-Boobed Hooker From Total Recall Is No Longer Pure Fiction

Jasmine Tridevil

The only part that’s still fiction is the hooker part – the appropriately named Jasmine Tridevil, who had a third breast surgically created, has a different goal in mind that involves selling herself for money: reality TV.

In case you were wondering, the third areola is a tattoo. And Jasmine does not understand men at all.

“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.

In the real world, I fully expect to hear of a guy who surgically added an extra hand just for her.

h/t Gallen_Dugall

[P.S. readers: I’m a bit sick today so posting may be somewhat more erratic than normal]