Give Your Gummi Bear a Scorpion-Style Fatality With Skeleton Candles
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I know, I know. You thought Gummi Bears had no backbone. You were WRONG! This Gummi Bear candle has all the bones, but you’ll have to slowly melt his skin away, pleasantly scented drop by drop, to expose them all. Or, if you have a nearby Ark of the Covenant, just stick his head in there for a second or two.
Speaking of which, how come nobody’s made a Toht-head candle yet? ThinkGeek, I’m looking at y’all…
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