Archie is becoming like the Hello Kitty of America, it seems like, in that the trademark holders really don’t give a fuck how appropriate their co-promotions are. Zombie Archie? Sure. Future Archie dying as a human shield? Check. Archie versus Predator? It might have surprised me at one point. These days, Archie Does Dallas would barely phase me if I heard they were doing it.
You know I’ll bet is an Archie fan? Quentin Tarantino. Just let him make a live-action movie already.