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Twilight to be Revived…by the Aptly Named Mr. Burns

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Yes, the vice-chairman of Lionsgate is named Mr. Burns. And he is just as nefarious as his alter-ego, having greenlit five Twilight short films that will be debuting on…Facebook.

“This is the just the beginning — a template, if you will,” Mr. Burns added. “You can probably guess what might be coming next.”

I sure can. You’ll twiddle your fingers and go “Ehhhhhxcellent.” Then you’ll block out the sun.

Smithers will enjoy seeing more of Edward Cullen, though, I’m sure.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist