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Mark Wahlberg to Play Steve Austin. What? I Said “Mark Wahlberg to…” What?

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I think I’d rather have seen Kevin Smith’s version.

The director and star of Lone Survivor, Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg, who presumably bonded over their shared usage of the German word “berg,” meaning mountain, are now making The Six Billion Dollar Man together (millions aren’t enough these days).

Berg was presumably chosen for his affinity for slow-motion, as used every few minutes in Lone Survivor. Wahlberg was presumably chosen because he says yes to almost anything.

Now we anxiously await the casting of Bigfoot.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist