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Looks Like Helena Bonham Carter Won’t Be in Any More Tim Burton Movies

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I don’t normally do gossip, but this one feels relevant to our interests – after years of making increasingly mediocre faux-goth movies together, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have broken up. The duo never actually got married, presumably because of Burton’s secret same-sex marriage to Johnny Depp.

Signs of trouble presumably emerged when Depp and Bonham Carter did a scene together in The Lone Ranger that was better and less self-conscious than anything in any Tim Burton films of the last decade. When she wasn’t automatically cast in Burton’s latest, Big Eyes, I think we all went WTF? Turns out they’ve been apart for a while.

It’s mean to make fun of people’s pain. But when they have also inflicted cinematic pain upon us, it’s also just too gosh-darn easy.

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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist