When She Hears Pink Pepsi Exists, My Wife Will Make Me Go to Japan
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You can say all you want about sexism and marketing and double-standards and all that, and make a lot of sense. But your logic is undone in my house whenever the words “It’s pink and it’s cute” are uttered as justification for any and everything.
And now Japan has made Pepsi pink and cute. Pepsi!
Okay, so you don’t have to actually go to Japan to get it – Jbox has the strawberry-milk flavored beverage in stock for $3.50. But don’t tell my wife that; I want to get a trip to Japan out of the deal.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist